stalker!

[ladyinred667]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero ladyinred667 is being stalked on Livejournal! peach1978 is stalking ladyinred667 peach1978’s REAL name : Mcduffie Perry peach1978’s REAL DOB : 21st November 1981 Height :193 cm Weight : 85.7 kg peach1978 has dreamt about you : 13 times peach1978 became interested in you : 05th March 2003 peach1978’s latest dream about you peach1978 and ladyinred667 make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance. This is how peach1978 describes your relationship behind your back ‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death to us part and all that.’ peach1978’s been stealing stuff from your house too. peach1978 enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of ladyinred667’s stolen socks. They’ve even started modifying their body for you In a night of sheer angst peach1978 carved ‘ladyinred667′ into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land! The Police No. calls to the police : 25 times Your Last Call to The Police "Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again." peach1978’s Police File If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that peach1978 is roaming the streets. Testimonies about peach1978 h2openguin - Drunken Posse ‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked peach1978. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’ satan_dot_com - Slap-happy ‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’ waterchilde - Stoner of the crows ‘To be honest I think ladyinred667 and peach1978 deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’ neurotica0 - Wide-load ‘Well well, who would have thought it? peach1978 a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’